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Tailored to the exact job.
Callbacks, not comedy.

Send your resume and the job posting. We rewrite your summary, bullets and keywords around what that company actually screens for, and hand you three downloadable layouts.

Free roast. $3.99 once for the full tailored rewrite. No subscription.

Works in virtually any language. The site is English, your resume does not have to be.

Give us the job and the full fix retargets your rewrite to it: summary, bullets, and keywords aimed at what they're actually hiring for. The free roast stays a roast either way.

First 3 roasts are free. No signup, no card. Free roasts run on a lighter model, a taste of the grill. The full tailored rewrite is a one-time $3.99, paid securely through Stripe, and it runs on Fable 5, the best model on the market.

  • No subscription
  • No account
  • No auto-renew
  • Resume never stored
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Paste or upload

Drop in your resume as text or PDF, in virtually any language. It goes straight to the AI and straight back. Nothing is saved along the way.

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Get roasted, free

Your first roast costs nothing and takes about 20 seconds. It runs on a lighter model, a free taste of the grill. The comedy is AI-generated; the flaws it finds are real.

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Unlock the fix for $3.99

Every tip explained, your resume rewritten, and three downloadable layouts, all generated by Fable 5, the best model on the market. One payment, no subscription.

PAYMENTS

All checkouts are handled by Stripe. Your card details never touch our servers. We only ever see that a payment succeeded.

YOUR RESUME

Never stored. We have no database and no file storage: your resume is sent to the AI, the roast comes back, and that’s it. Nothing to keep, sell, or leak. Privacy policy

NO TRICKS

One flat $3.99. No subscription, no upsells, no account required.